Rachel Zoe Slips A Nip On The Red Carpet

My father gave me advice as a child that has stuck with me to today, and probably will for the rest of my life. He said, “If you don’t want to show any nudity then you should not wear a robe in public.” With that knowledge it is with great confidence that I can say, my father really loved showing nudity in public.

So either Rachel Zoe knew my father and knew what was at stake when she tossed on that silky jacket, or she was completely unaware of the dangers she was literally exposing herself to. It is a shame that more people did not have the parenting growing up that I did. I might be a little rough around the edges and require weekly sessions with my therapist, but I know damn well all of the ways a person can unintentionally show their privates in public.

That is not the type of knowledge that will get me to the winner’s circle of Jeopardy, but in a way it might even be more valuable. Rachel Zoe is loaded with cash and yet all of that money could not save her here. Ironic, I think.

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