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bill-swift - January 3, 2015
This may just be my favorite swimsuit of 2015. Granted, it's early, and I wouldn't necessarily recommend it for the ladies who don't somewhat bodily resemble Italian model and pageant winner Raffaella Modugno who graciously traveled to Miami for New Year's vacation. Who said the one piece isn't just as sextastic as the bikini? Not I, said Bill as he stared catatonically at the super fine funbags of Raffaella than panted even harder when she turned to reveal her sweet thumper exposed to the four winds and seven seasons and my two eyeballs. Wow.
I love being able to start off the New Year with a new friend from The Boot. I think we will be very close, Signorina Modugno. If only my prayers could be answered thusly. Welcome to Egotastic, Raffaella, please linger awhile. We have fresh buns. Enjoy.
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