READER FIND: Giovanna Mezzogiorno Incredible Curves From ‘Naples In Veils’

Dear gentlemen, consider this post to be a public service announcement. During my handful of international vacations I managed to make it to Naples, and let me tell you, my experience did not match up to that which is displayed in this gallery.

Actually, a good slogan for the city of Naples would be: Actual experiences may vary.

Let me tell you, there were no desperate middle aged women looking to get ravaged by a younger foreigner. Although I was there during a bank holiday, which is something I found out exists in Europe, so maybe that is not the best time to experience the city.

From what I learned it seems like Italians really take their holidays seriously. It was a task and a half just to find a place to get a bite to eat. The whole damn city shut down. I felt like I was living in a zombie apocalypse, and considering the way Italians treat people they don’t know I might as well have been.

The only advice I can give to people who are taking a trip to Naples is that they should keep their expectations low, if they go on a bank holiday, which is actually the same advice that I give to children in regards to life.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin