READER FIND: Jacqueline Byers Bares Her Chest in “Bad Samaritan”

For those who are not familiar, the parable of the bad Samaritan goes like this. Some dude’s horse breaks down on the side of the road and he flags down a caravan for some help. Instead of helping him, the people in the cart beat the ever loving hell out of him, rob him, and leave him there. Sometime later a Samaritan passes by, don’t ask me what that is, and sees the dude lying on the ground. The dude asks him for help, but the Samaritan is like, “No, dude, you’ll get blood on my clothes.” So he leaves him to die.

Now, why that story didn’t make it into the bible while the one about his goodie two shoes brother did is a question I do not have an answer for. And why these guys named their movie after it is also a question I do not have an answer for. What I do have answers for are questions like, “Is it drinkable to mix pickle juice with whiskey?” To that I say yes, so long as you like the taste of pickle juice. It is kind of a niche market there, which is probably why no one has capitalized on it by mass producing pickle whiskey.

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