READER FIND: Kate Miner’s Front Seat Full Frontal From “Shameless”

It is a rarity in a woman for her to be so flippant with her nakedness while sitting in the front seat. First off, she is much more visible. Unless you are one of those mad lads who scoffs at the idea of keeping the tint on your windows within the legal requirement, any action going on up front is going to be quite obvious. Even if you decided to pull off the main road and onto a side street there is still likely to be a homeless man peaking from the bushes.

Secondly, it is rare to have the front seat of a car be accommodating for any sort of hanky-panky. For some reason car manufacturers decided to stop making front seats with a middle option. I do not know who told them it would be a good idea, but someone apparently thought it would be more useful to have an armrest there that is too small to be of any use aside from as a container for gum. Clearly that engineer was not getting any in high school.

Come to think of it, that is precisely the kind of spiteful thing that a person would do. Now if people want to have a quickie in the car they have to bear the unmistakable marks of seatbelts on their bodies.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin