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aldo-vallon - May 1, 2018
One of the undervalued benefits that Netflix offers to its subscribers is the wide array of foreign content that would otherwise pass unnoticed.
Do you think I would have watched a Spanish movie if I had had to pay for it? The answer is no. And then where would I be? I would be short a pair of Spanish boobies and seem even less uncultured than I already do.
That is the thing about foreign films. Watching them makes you seem so much more refined to other people, even if the only reason you watch them is because of the liberal amount of skin they tend to include. To the unknown woman that you are making small talk with it seems like you are broadening your horizons, whatever the hell that means.
The other great thing about watching movies that are in a foreign language is that you don’t get bogged down by a plot. I am not going to trouble myself with reading the subtitles, so I get to experience the film much like a baby experiences its first couple of years on earth. Although our appreciation for boobs comes from different places.