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bill-swift - September 24, 2016
Ah, blessed Friday. You come in like a lion and go out like a lion who has seen a ton of really hot naked women. Yes, I can tell, your fur's not that thick. May we all leap into the weekend with such reckless abandon. Save for me naturally who must stay keenly focused on ridiculously hot women and their bodies seven days a week, to stay sharp, then less sharp, then sharp again, in that particular order.
(**Breaking News** you must read the hilarious new Lex Jurgen satire, Man Rules, on Amazon. Millennial man-kind stands in the balance!)
This week's Reader Finds includes Angelina Jolie topless in better times (thanks to EgoReader "Ben S.'), Emily Ratajkowski starting out topless wonders (kudos to 'Kenneth C.'), Jaime King early modeling topless as well (wonderful sighting by 'Bill P.'), Nicola Peltz stupendously blonde and alluring (dropped off by 'Tomas'), and much much more. You owe it to all that was once good, and will be good again, to extend an olive branch of your ogling eyes upon these fine ladies. Seriously. Enjoy.