READER FINDS: Amanda Seyfried Topless Live, Gigi Hadid Nipples, Malin Akerman Young Lingerie, and Much Much More…

Oh, kids and adults, one an all. Gather round the Egotastic campfire. No, that's not farts, those are Slim Jims, I brought enough for everybody. It's time to put away the trappings of your daily life, work, the material world, and your cell phones, and spend twenty minutes delving into the celebrity sextastic skin provided by the readers of this fortunate site so that others may erect. I mean, eat. No, actually, erect. It's complicated.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amanda Seyfried topless on stage in that play of hers (wow lovelies presented by EgoReader 'Stan the Man'), Beverly D'Angelo topless in some early primo work (some of the best ta's in Tinsel Town, thanks 'Benny'), Chrissy Teigen in a see-through to the nipple dress (splendid designs by 'David M.'), Candice Smith and related beautiful boobtastic in Beerfest skinematics (love those honks via 'Desmond'), Danielle Panabaker beautiful cleavetastic (thrown into mix by 'Stephen P.'), Elizabeth Berridge splendid yams (lovely Britty boobtastic from 'Owen'), Gigi Hadid, Hannah Davis, and Irina Shayk nipple and naked body modeling shots (tri-excellence by way of 'Bill P.'), Kathleen Turner topless back on the silver screen (old school ta-ta's provided by 'Lance'), Kelsey Hardwick flashing filmed funbags (sweet teats via 'Kent E.'), Krista Allen homaging Sylvia Kristel (the best on best from 'T.W.'), Lacey Chabert cleavetastic modeling (lucky yums sent in by 'Todd'), Lili Simmons topless sweet melons (so damn hot via 'Laney'), Luma Grothe crazy alluring topless modeling shots (must sees provided by 'Davis C.'), Malin Akerman early see-through bra work (such a lovely Swedish lass, thanks 'Eric'), Matilda Price topless Down Under (wicked wicked heat via 'Tony L.'), Mindy Robinson big ole guns bare and ripe (blonde teats onscreen spiraled in by 'Filly'), Nicole Trunfio see-through blessed teats (a big win from 'Lester'), Taylor Schilling and Ruby Rose topless in OITNB (lesbionics topless all thanks to 'Devon'), Sienna Guillory topless on the small screen in Fortitude, Steffy Angelich topless modeling (lovely lass topless sent in by 'Bea'), Taylor Hannum hot and barely covered (luscious bits by 'Anthony D.'), Tove Lo flashing on stage (caught by the eagle eye of 'NBAfantasy'), and Vahina Giocante and Audrey Tatou topless bathing (this is really a dream come true, kudos to 'Mark W.'). Okay, this is a  ton. But you did this to yourselves. Say goodbye to today, and hello to happy tingles of tomorrow. Enjoy.

Last Week's Reader Finds in case you were working or doing something silly.