READER FINDS: Denise Richard Wicked Hot, Penelope Cruz Wicked Topless, Raffaella Modugno Wicked Nekkid, And Much Much More…

And, we are back. We took a little reader mailbag break over the holidays due to the timing of the festivities, not to mention my new Guinness Book of World Records, um, record for spiked eggnog consumption. I wouldn't recommend the challenge for the feint of heart or those who share lavatory facilities with other unfortunate souls in their abode. At some point, it becomes an entirely private matter. Nevertheless, the velveteen mail bag remained closed until this moment each week when we unveil several of our faithful viewers most poignant prurient contributions. A litte big of skin filled tricks we like to call, Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Danielle Panabaker hot bosom (thank you to EgoReader 'Kid'), model Alana Marie flashing her teats for Treats (kudos to 'Eric C.'), Anais Pouliot and her French model friends topless (provided lovingly by 'Devon'), Denise Richards in her iconic Andrew MacPherson tank top shoot (ever so so hot via 'Denis'), Diane Franklin topless in the vastly underrated Last American Virgin (80's throwback via 'Ellen'), Russian born hottie blonde topless babe Elis Len (thank you kindly to 'David M.), the gorgeous Emma Glover giving a New Year's ta-ta' salute (oh, me so happy thanks to 'Evan'), Gina Carano outrageously sweaty hot for GQ (lust lust lust made possible by 'Adrian'), Jessica Alba in her busty Campari calendar poses (Alba anytime delivered by 'David D.'), sextasitc model Joyce Verheyen topless and luscious (much ado about funbags from 'Carlos'), Julie Delpy topless in her French American skinema (lovely melons dropped off by 'Aaron F.'), the hot bodied Lake Bell topless in her most classic scene (tons o' ta-ta's submitted by 'Jerry'), Leighton Meester lovely as always (ingenue allure via 'Cameron'), Maggie Gyllenhaal topless in her cinematic tubular turn (floppy happies from the mind of 'Stephen D.'), Patricia Arquette topless and flaunting (sweaty puppy previews by 'Stan'), Penelope Cruzand her epic pair exposed (muy caliente, gracias para 'Todd R.'), Italian Miami bikini hottie Raffaella Modugnoposing nekkid (dual kudos out to 'Marsheat' and 'Anzio'), Susan Sarandon topless celluloid throwback (Susie Q's tossed into the mix by 'Letty'), Tiah Eckhardt topless Nordic naturals in S Magazine (this is a heavenly visual treat from 'Erika'), and Abbie Cornish topless on the silver screen (lovely bath lovelies donated by 'Holt'). It's a New Year's Reader Find mouthful, with two feet and a tether ball rope required. Take it in, scratch, sniff, enjoy.

And, one video from EgoReader 'Andres' who believes this may just be the best 60-second commercial not on television. It's for a sensual all-over massage oil. Please don't watch if lady parts make you squeamish. I'm talking to you, Zuckerberg.