READER FINDS: Emily Ratajkowski Nekkid, Madonna Topless Negatives, Eliza Cummings Topless, and Much Much More…

I think of Reader Finds as the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight only less hype, more goods, and instead of a hundred bucks it's free. So, in short, better in every possible way. To confirm, you do not have to witness Jamie Foxx singing before Reader Finds. I know. I'm grateful too.

This week's Reader Finds includes Miley Cyrus crying drunk lesbionic makeout photo (thanks to EgoReader 'Jay'), my new favorite starlet Becky G. stellar hot (oh, G money, kudos to 'Amanda'), GOT's Carice Van Houten preggo and nekkid in a Dutch film (mmmm, Dutch indeed via 'Steve'), Cato Van Ee topless in Marie Claire Spain (sent over by the lovable 'anon'), B movie fave Courtney Palm topless for the fishies (brunette boobtastic courtesy of 'Ian E.'), Delia Shepherd topless Funions on the silver screen (luscious blonde bits via 'Homey'), Eliza Cummings topless perfection (from the mind of 'David M.'), Emily Ratajkowski, unconfirmed nekkid social media post up then gone (I tend to believe the power of 'JJ'), Jenny Lin busty Asian racktastic (ah, the Busty Asian Girls do arouse, thanks 'James P.'), Karen Young throwback twin bills of twin peaks (thespianic ta-ta's delivered by 'David C.'), Keira Knightley topless and spanked (fantastical views via 'Garber'), contact photo sheets of Madonna topless shot for her Sex book (material girl unclad shot putted in by 'Dewey'), Mary Louise Parker topless roundup from the kind bud show (MLP boobtastic stacked up by 'Henry L.'), a double header of early 80's action-ta-ta star Sandahl Bergman (they don't make 'em like they used to, thanks 'Evan'), more throwback funbags of Stacy Haiduk (wowzers perfection spotted by 'Owen'), Valerie Kaprisky topless because the 80's were epic (au natural natties provided by 'Stephen A.'), and last, but not least, Veronica Paul topless and not super happy in the tub (more luscious lady humps via 'Tyler'). Man, this is a long list of fine female forms undressed. Only take on this funbag challenge if you're strong of heart and clear of purpose. Also, if you like nekkid hot girls. Enjoy.

And, one lovely must-see video of our Brazilian blonde bombshell friend Ana Braga, shaking, and I mean, shaking, her moneynakers on Instagram. It's what you might call memorable. Thanks 'Deb'.