READER FINDS: Gwyneth Paltrow Topless, Behati Prinsloo Wicked Hot, Scarlett Johansson Near Boob Drop, and Much Much More…

It's Halloween. It's Friday. It's time for me in my Victoria's Secret costume so secret nobody knows I'm wearing it to open up the weekly Reader Finds email bag o' plenty. It really is better than candy, because as they say, sex won't rot your teeth. Well, not if you're doing it right. Now that I think about it, hot celebrity skin really is the adult version of Halloween candy. You see the packaging, drool, rip it open, and take delight. And when you're done, there's an endless supply waiting. What a world.

(*Be sure to check out Scarlett Johansson in the nude on Mr. Skin.com*)

This week's Reader Finds includes the Bella Twins with pasties keeping them nipple decent (thanks to EgoReader 'John'), Julia Stegner nekkid and preggo hot in Vogue (blessings from 'David M.'), Candice Swanepoel screencapped in her hot GQ video (praise by to 'Patrick' for this find), Alyssa Milano topless in one of her classic skinematics (kudos to 'Anthony B' for contributing kindly), Scarlett Johansson near boob dress drop from the Golden Globes of yore (sweet find by detective 'Steven B.'), Michelle Williams topless in one of her many onscreen such roles (lovely lovelies provided by 'Nancy'), Michelle Lewin nekkid in Playboy Venezuela (this shout out to so many of you who have submitted this), V.S. model Alina Puscau topless (tossed into the mix by 'Wheels'), Katherine LaPrel topless modeling cheeky pics (outstanding allure donated by 'Griff'), Keri Russell super hot in Details (flashback hotness via 'Owen'), Anna Paquin udderly revealing in early True Blood (love me some Paquin, thanks 'David B.'), Gretchen Moltopless in skinematics (lovely Mols contributed by 'Peter'), Kelly Brook topless in one of her classic flicks (oh, my Brook boobs only get hotter and hotter, kudos 'Marcus'), Camilla Rutherford flashing her yams for the camera (pinch me I must be dreamings courtesy of 'Wren'), Behati Prinsloo so hot in her husband' music video (I'm jealous thanks to 'Daniel'), Joely Richardson topless in some of her early boobtastic work (throwback awesome via 'Blando'), Gwyneth Paltrow boobs in her lesser known topless work (ever so righteous contributions by 'Mario C.'), Jessica Moore topless with perfect ta-ta's (oh my oh my's dealt by 'Yuri'), Nataly Joe flashing funbags for the lenses (a new face and chest puppies per 'William S.'), Stephanie Marie Capeling quite unclothed in Kingdom Come (outstanding body shots via 'Theo'), Barbara Palvin lingerie extraordinaire for V.S. (silken lovelies tossed in by 'Stoney'), and last but not least, a recall of Eva Greenfull frontal goodness in The Dreamers, a never gets old kind of situation (thanks for closing us out properly, 'Stacey'). It's a ton of flesh this week. I know you, I know you can handle it. Enjoy.