READER FINDS: Jessica Alba Sheer Funbags, Kirsten Dunst Topless, Lea Thompson Steamy Panties and Much Much More…

Each week like the rising of the new moon (wait, is that ever week?) the Reader Finds email bag is delivered to my office by Hans Frederich, my chief of security and a former Godiva chocolate story deputy director of holiday promotions. I reach into the velveteen satchel and pull forth the most wonderful bits of celebrity skin really in any velveteen satchel on this planet I dare say. It's a magical moment I don't want to ruin with Kik or Periscope or even reality. 

Check Out Jessica Alba With No Clothing on the Mr. Skin Free Tour!

iThis week's Reader Finds includes Sharon Hinnendael spectacular natural tubes (thank you EgoReader 'Ben'), Rinko Kikuchi topless on the silver screen (blessed Asian hotties, kudos to 'Anthony V.'), Selena Gomez and Brooklyn Decker and Jessica Alba see-through tops (kind peeks from 'Bill P.), Rachel Korine topless in her hubby's film (sweet chesty reveal via 'Tomas'), Olga Estupinian eastern bloc model goodness (lovely specimens from 'S.P.'), Natalie Pemberton, Nicole Gordon, Katie Wall and a bunch of other topless thespianiacs in the Aussie show Underbelly (lifting up the down under is 'Steven L.'), Michelle Monaghan deliciously undressed (topless wonders handed off by 'Eric'), Lea Thompson panties shots from the 80's (so hot memories via 'Derek S.'), Kirsten Dunst topless bits of goodness (hot heaving bosom turned over by 'Tim K.'), Juliette Lewis topless teats (farmed fresh by 'Erin'), Judy Greer topless not once but twice (double bits of Greer goodness mailed by 'Manny'), Jehane Gigi Paris lingerie modeling lust inducements (thank you so much to 'Bob J.'), Irina Vororina topless in her sweet professional apogee (blonde ta's mixed in by 'Wayne'), Diana George topless fashion shoot (stellar sextastics via 'Will V.'), and Alexis Butler topless goody good gum drops (sweet teats deposited by 'Devon'). It's handful, a mouthful, and a couple scoops of awesome skin-ful. But I know you, and I know you can handle this monumental task ahead. Begin. Enjoy.

Last week's Reader Finds in case you were in the Bahamas, no, not those Bahamas, the other ones.