READER FINDS: Jessica Pare Topless, Kate Upton Bikini, McKayla Maroney Asstastic, and Much Much More

It is my pleasure each Friday to open up the reader email bag, let out a little of the odiferous contained within because we don't clean out the email bag all that often, and reach my hand in for the jewels that lay beneath. A plethora of precious gems in the form of sextastic celebrity skin of today and yesteryear both. Just knowing how much time you wasted at work searching for these darlings makes my job all the more worthwhile. I do realize I am one of the reason productivity is down in the world, but, happiness is up, so it's a reasonable tradeoff.

This week's Reader Finds includes Alison Brie looking mighty fine for Men's Health (thank you to EgoReader 'Dave H.'), Vanessa Paradis topless in not one, but two French works of cinema (merci merci out to 'Wendy'), Yvonne Strahovski sexy Chuck selfies (chucked over the fence by 'Damon'), Clare Grant hot and nekkid (to this honor owed 'Chet G.'), Kyla Estrada topless modeling goodness (much obliged to 'Lizzy'), Meghan Falcone topless in Californication ('Walter' had this one nailed), Madison Welch topless in stills from a Zoo video (good show by 'Ian I.', Kate Upton modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny (cleavy goodness via 'Jeff'), Jessica Pare topless on the silver screen (a boob full of goodness from 'Stricker'), Brooklyn Decker sextasic modeling pics ('Thomas' picked this up on the way over), Teri Hatcher also topless not once but twice for thespianic glory (throwback boobtastic by 'Lenny'), Kelsey Hardwick bare boobtastic on camera (contributed quietly by 'Rohes'), Elizabeth Berkley Showgirls epic nekkidness (a bit of the classic from 'Jimmy'), Lucy Lawless topless for the glory of Rome (vox populi sounded by 'Terry F.'), Katy Cocktease showing off deep cleavage in early concerts ('Elliot' saw fit to discover this), Britney Spears just a babe in Rolling Stone (mmm, young Britney by 'Mel H.'), Kate Upton modeling little bits of lingerie (more Kate goodies via 'Transpo'), Violante Placido topless and emerging from the water (wet and bare treats from 'Jess'), Nicole Kidman hot bare booty (down under thunder from 'Miller'), more Katy Cocktease behind the scenes of Roar (oh, those funbags from 'Teezer'), Hannah Furguson see-through boobalicious from SI shoot (thank you kindly 'Wheels'), Keltie Knight covered nekkid for PETA (absorbed and redistributed by 'Michael K.'), Chanel West Coast wicked booty in her new music video (many kudos to 'Eric'), Olivia Munn cleavetastic at the Met after-party (inspired by 'Joe M.'), Bianca Beauchamp honoring the Canadiens boobtastically (dropped off by 'Maynard'), and last, but not at all least, a double shot of McKayla Maroney stretch pants asstastic (from the incredibly busy 'Anon'). That's called, good measure. Enjoy.

And why not a flick for good measure. A bit artsy wacky, but this is the delicious Cora Keegan flashing her funbags, as relayed by EgoReader 'David M.':