READER FINDS: Kendall Jenner Topless, Eliza Dushku Topless, Christina Ricci Topless and Much Much More….

Don't get me started on the warm feelings I get each and every Friday that I'm sober enough to open up the Reader Finds email bag. Unlike making my fantasy football picks which feels like an utter ode to futility, the bringing forth of the multitude of mammaries of the rich and famous populated by yourselves truly is a benevolent only experience. If I had real human emotions, I would cry now.

This week's Reader Finds includes Vanessa Hudgens wicked teasy hit in pictorial form (thank you kindly EgoReader 'Jackson K.'), Uma Thurman onscreen udders (luscious gift of 'Evan W.'), Tonya Kay topless thespianics (blessings from 'Ben W.'), Sylvia Kristel and Linda Blair topless in eternal showering fun time (loads of lovelies via 'Lent'), Sasha Grey topless and going R-rated (Entourage's finest moments from 'Steven R.'), Anglo hottie Patsy Kensit blonde and boobtastically bare (from the mind of 'Owen'), Morena Baccarin in her most memorable mammarial moments (oh, how i lust Morena, kudos 'Jan S.'), Marlijn Hoek topless modeling munchables (daringly submitted by 'Sam E.'), Kristina Makarova topless sensational modeling (thank you much to 'Dan R.'), Lucy Aragon Halloween body paint not covering much (found happily by 'Bob D'), Kendall Jenner topless photos from her happy go lucky state (edgy snaps contributed by 'Michael L.'), Katherine Waterson son of Sam topless fun times in not one but two roles (sweet teats via 'Amazing Amy'), French thespianic Juliette Lemonnier topless (sweet tubes of France from 'Desmond'), Julia Duffy topless from the wayback machine (thank you vociferously to 'Aaron'), Helen Mirren topless sweet peaks in her 50's (oh, my she had it going on, kudos 'A.M.'), Eliza Dushku topless sweet views (I do miss Eliza, thanks 'Patty'), Daryl Hannah topless in her finest work ever (young blonde Daryl delights handed off by 'Tyler A.'), Crystal Lowe topless yum yums (finer pair I've not seen, thanks 'Stephen'), Charlotte McKinney covered barely beach girl (more blonde bombshell from 'Tomas'), Cody Alvarez topless Latina fiery hotness in super form (luscious lovely peeks from 'David B.'), Camille Rose chesty sweet views modeling shots (passion peaks via 'Kent'), Andrea Lowell topless and desperately hot (added to the mix by 'W. Eaze'), Anais Pouliot topless French modeling (pouty frontals dropped off by 'Erin'), Amy Locane topless fineries onscreen (the best of the 90's noobs thanks to 'Marlin A.'), and Christina Ricci topless reveals (oh, we are lucky bastards thanks to 'Peter'). My, that's a lot. A ton of tubes. A mass of mammaries. A full load of funbags. I know you're just the guy to handle it. Enjoy.

Last week's Reader Finds in case you were painting your turtle.