READER FINDS: Malin Akerman Topless, Demi Moore Topless, Jessica Chastain Topless, and Much Much More…

I don't know about you, but I've still got tons of Christmas shopping to... oh, actually, just did it in two minutes on Amazon. I will not go to stores. No offense to the economy on the brink, but I've got appointments to keep and smoking hot sextastic celebrities to virtually strip thanks to the amazing contributions each week by the smartest and most humbly awesome readership on the web and our sacred Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes 80's hot modeling shots for Courteney Cox(thanks mightily to EgoReader 'Jason'), 90's modeling shots of a young Christina Aguilera (kudos to 'Erik the Red'), upcoming Bond girl Monica Bellucci topless on the silver screen (blessings from the steady 'Evan H.'), the lovely Faye Grant topless for classic cinema (a fine bit of reminiscing from 'I.G.'), Marisa Tomei topless fun time teats (Tomei's ta-ta's via 'Mel'), brunette sextasitc Carla Quevedo in Affluenza (much obliged to 'Danny'), more of Swedish hottie Eddie Pettersson modeling topless (wonderful find spotted by 'Jay L.'), Dawn Olivieri topless doing her thang (sweet peaches from the mind of 'Admiral'), Jamie Lee Curtis quite topless from the time machine (legendary 80's puppies entered by 'Stace'), Jessica Chastain fully exhibited funbags (ginger topless goodness via 'Ken'), Malin Akerman topless in the original Comeback (don't get me started on Comeback puns there 'Ryan D.'), Nina Agdal sextastic S.I. outtakes (sharkingly good find 'Jacques'), Rose McGowan topless modeling pic (Rose is flashing uncovered roses thanks to 'Ellie'), Kitty Lea topless in a blessedly hot Frank White shoot (Kitty goes meow when 'Aggie' drops off gifts), Demi Mooretopless in her star making early roll (mother of Rumer teats from 'Devon'), Terry Farrell crazy hot see-through vintage shoot (roll me another hottie 'Young'), Helen Mirren full frontal nekkid (plump throwback bare bosom via 'Stephen R.'), Cara Delevingne modeling luscious lingerie (lovely, just lovely from 'Dennis'), and last but not least, another eye popping of Monica Bellucci full bush nekkid and simply just charming (Bond girl go boom boom with the help of 'Dante'). Just one crazy sweet barrel full of celebrity sextastic skin. I invite you to dive in. Just wait five minutes after you eat. Enjoy.