READER FINDS: Rachel McAdams Topless, Jena Malone Nekkid, Rumer Willis Lesbionics, and Much Much More…

Each Friday we gather around the Egotastic! eco-friendly and carbon-neutral faux-log burning campfire to share our triumphs and sorrows of the past week, chew on some homemade beef jerky that Hank bought in the store but pretends he makes at home, and open up the reader mail to see what riches it reveals. It's like a Christmas of sextastic skin each and every week, if Santa had a permanent hard-on and a penchant for celebrity knockers. Which, in fact, he might.

This week's Reader Finds includes French actress and Presidential affair d'jour, Julie Gayet, topless and poking (many thanks to EgoReader 'Martin'), former Miss Kentucky Whittney Allen looking model hot (kudos to 'Vivian' for this discovery), Katy Cocktease see-through goodness in an Asian magazine (sent literally by 'nobody'), a bit of a lip slip we missed on Anais Zanotti (eagle-eyed by 'Mash'), a better look at the bare lady nest of Alexandra Daddario in that epic scene from True Detective (eye-spied by the little eyes of both 'Stan' and 'Arthur'), even more potential misses by us of an underwear-less Carmen Electra (potential bare upskirt caught by both 'Bobbie' and 'Kurt'), another sweet look at classic Alyssa Milano in her most topless embrace ( submitted passionately by 'Sarah'), Anne Hathaway in her best topless feature to date (images of Anne's puppies via 'Dave P.'), Emma Greenwell quite topless in the third season of Shameless ('Bryan' must know of my Greenwell lust), Russian model Mirgaeva Galinka looking might fine in Twitpics (inspired by 'Luis' who is her biggest fan), a redux of Lizzy Caplan and her faptastic funbags (blessing sent from 'Scott'), Ali Larter in her younger days looking swimsuit fine (throwback Larter provided by 'Devon'), Moldovan hottie Xenia Deli quite nekkid in Lovecat magazine (oh, my oh my, via 'Sloane'), Christina Hendricks doing her thing during a classy sexy photoshoot (my love of Joanne shall never fade thanks to 'Sweep'), Jena Malone quite nekkid in S Magazine (always a treat to see Jenna's all-overs, from 'Ryan'), Rachel McAdams topless in her best performance ever (good topless tidings from 'Evan C.'), Sarah Silverman covered topless in Susan 313 (comedic almost transmitted by 'Ems'), Thandie Newton topless on the silver screen (muchas gracias to 'Steve'), Taylor Cole and Rumer Willis making out for the love of acting (humbly handed off by 'Benny'), Helen Hunt full frontal veteran goodness (three points of light submitted by 'Ed G.'), Ludvine Sagnier French styled topless work (courtesy of 'Amanda'), Abigail Clancy looking uber-fine in a Frank White photoshoot (oh, Clancy, from the mind of 'Pish'), Ashleigh Jade in lingerie for Kandy magazine (sizzle alert provided by 'Wenz'), Nikkala Stott topless sweet delicious goodness (my heart is racing thanks to 'Brie'), the striking Tatiana Gilcovered topless hotness in Soho (one of the most alluring women in the world via 'Street'), Shakira sextastc promo of her latest music video (midget allure from 'Dan'), and last, but most definitely not in any way least, blonde Brazilian bombshell Yasmin Assis topless outdoors (whoa babies dropped off by 'Michael'). It is almost too much, and yet, never enough! Enjoy.