READER FINDS: Xenia Deli Topless, Danica Patrick Nip Slip, Kelly Brook Nekkid and Much Much More…

A friend of mine recently said he felt bad for people who spend the whole week waiting for the weekend because they must hate their jobs. He's a less intelligent friend. That's like saying just because you can't wait for dessert, you didn't like the meal. I dig what I do here five days a week, but I must admit, I do look forward to Fridays, the beginning of the respite, and the chance not to have to use the communal toilet for my midday cleanse. There is perhaps no greater feeling for a man than returning to his home throne. And Friday also brings my very favorite post of the week, our weekly Reader Finds in which you, the scientifically proven most intelligent entertainment site audience on the web reach into your own cookie jars to share a sweet wafer with the digisphere on here. I feel jubilant at these times.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kate Moss quite topless from i-D magazine (thank you to EgoReader 'Daniel' for getting us started), Aida Becheanu nekkid in a Lukas Dvorak photoshoot (many deserving thanks to 'Anon'), Alice Dwyer topless on the silver screen (delivered herein by 'Steve F.'), a redux of Katie Holmes topless in her boobtastic thriller (we could never grow weary of Holmes bits from 'Darren'), Kate Dickie quite topless in Filth (hot and naughty via 'Evan'), Lea Seydoux topless in Marie Claire (spotted deftly by 'Joanna C.'), ginger hottie Deborah Ann Woll looking might fine in a Tyler Shields photoshoot (redheaded goodness provided by 'O.W'), Miranda Kerr topless in a black and white Chris Colls shoot (Aussie sextastic via 'Len'), Kelly Brook nekkid and bloody from Exhibition magazine (whoa Kelly by way of 'Eddie'), Keira Knightley topless in the boudoir (lovely lean lass goodness transmitted by 'Franz'), Nickie and Sandra baring tops on Big Brother Denmark this season (Danish teats handed over by 'Root'), Josephine Decker nekkid in the moving pictures (submitted by happy 'Harrison'), Kelly McDonald topless in her big Irish drug flick (the lifes of Reilly dropped off by 'Derek'), Beverly D'Angelo and Ellen's girl Portia de Rossi topless in Women in Film (multigenerational mams via 'Tobin'), Claudia Schifferhot in Vogue Germany (mmm, Schiffer sextastic from 'Linda'), my future wife Edita Vilkeviciute topless in one crazy arthouse short (teats of the future Mrs. thrown over the fence by 'Diggs'), Xenia Deli topless hotness in music video (treasure among treasures via 'Ethan'), Naomi Watts bare boobtastic onscreen (I do so love Naomi, many thanks to 'Russ B.'), shots I believe that ran a long time ago in Hustler of Sheryl Crow nekkid changing (kudos on this archival arrangement from 'Nightwolf'), Karen Gillan bare buttockals (see cheek meat via 'ilvlinz'), Laura Vandervoort hot bottom in Bitten (many appreciative thanks for 'Bill S.', not me), Danica Patrick accidentally baring nip in a selfie from an SI photoshoot (kudos to a man known only as 'D'), Elizabeth McGovern topless in not one, but two classic films (another nod to 'Nightwolf'), and last, but not at all least, a covered topless selfie from Kendall Jenner on Instagram (thank you kindly, EgoReader 'Joe'). Now, that is a handful of celebrity skin. Dang. Enjoy.