Reviewing Dakota Johnson’s Best Nudes Before 50 Shades Freed

  The woman certainly has a butt deserving of being on the big screen. It worries me that that Grey guy is so rough with it, though. I’m hoping they are using some sort of movie magic in order to make sure everything is safe because some of it is pretty hard to watch.

Like, really Christian, you are going to use a riding crop on that heinie? Don’t you have any respect? I bet he also sits on Lincoln’s lap at the memorial, and sits on the hood of a DeLorean. Clearly his morals are all out of whack.

I’m trusting that the producers had the good sense to protect their investment by ensuring that no actual harm could come to the booty. I really hope they used multiple safeguards, but I know that is a lot to ask of them. Hopefully that riding crop was a fake that was actually made out of nerf and cotton candy. And by a trick of fancy editing I hope they used a booty double as a stand in. They could still transpose Dakota’s butt onto it later and pull a Benjamin Button. 

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