Rhian Sugden Topless Killer Teats

I feel like I've lusted for the curvaceous soft but perfect body of Rhian Sugden since before we even met. Is that possible? Call it Kismet. Or merely blind and total devotion to the ideals of the blonde British hottie with the funbags of prurient dreams. The desire to motorboat has never perhaps been stronger. Like a man who hasn't been to sea for some time. I'm making myself sad.

Rhian's latest work for Page 3 combines her passion inducing hot body with.. well, with nothing. That's all you need. Don't you see production designers and set decorators and photographers. You're starting with one super sextastic woman taking off her clothes and exposing her glorious mams. Anything you do from there is not additive, it's subtractive, namely from my happy feelings. Don't make the tingles go away. Leave Rhian alone. I mean, naked obviously, and alone. Enjoy.

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