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aldo-vallon - October 18, 2017
The cut of that dress and jacket makes Rihanna look like a sexy fairy that has come to bless us with sweet dreams, or maybe to take our teeth. It is hard to say with her, she is difficult to pin down. For all I know she could actually have a collection of human teeth and if that was to be made public tomorrow I think most people would just shrug their shoulders and say, "Yeah, sounds about right." I do not know a thing about the culture in Barbados so it would not be difficult to convince me that it is a normal hobby down there. God knows there are stranger hobbies one can have, as long as all the teeth she is hypothetically taking are consensually given. Consent is an important thing to have before doing a wide variety of things and I believe taking someone's teeth ranks up towards the top on that list. I do not believe she would have much difficulty getting that consent either. Out of her 80 million Twitter followers there are probably a few dozen willing to hand over some wisdom teeth.
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