Rita Ora Poses Topless In Sexy Clash Magazine Spread

Usually when I ask for two fingers it is in reference to the amount of alcohol I want in my glass, but apparently to Rita it refers to the amount of nudity she is willing to reveal. I do not know what it takes to get her down to one or none, but it would seem it has a higher price point than whatever these people were willing to put up.

Or maybe they did not want her to go full nip. Maybe that is not the kind of operation they are trying to run. What a problem that would be to have, telling women they need to contain their nakedness. If I ever said something like that to Rita Ora my father would come back from the dead just to slap me upside the head. It probably wouldn’t put any more sense into it, but it is the thought that counts.

How they came to the decision that two fingers was enough modesty for their publication has not been shared with me, but I would like to know. I feel like the shadow from her fingers is enough to trick me into thinking I can see areola, but I probably would not be able to do that with three fingers.

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