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bill-swift - December 24, 2015
Goodbye, Zoo magazine. While you may or may not lament the loss of yet another lad's magazine, let it be ever in your thinking soul of concern that this world is reversing course on prurient visual wonderments. Whatever revolution occurred in the 60's and 70's has devolved in the 2000's and 2010's. We're sliding backward. While there is a ton of G-rated content and X-rated content available, all the fun stuff in the middle is quickly disappearing. It used to be the sweet spot. I lament.
The magazine picked Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova and the whole gang of regular topless hotties to send off the periodical in style after eleven years of publication. Oh, those funbags will be available elsewhere for perusal, but with every channel shutdown, I worry more and more for the future of our male population especially. Where will the softcore titillation come from for them? Or shall they only know political correctness or hardcore porn as their two options? Now, I cry. Hold me, Rosie Jones. Cling me to your stellar melons and tell me everything's going to be alright. Lies work fine with me. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Zoo Magazine