Rosie Jones Gloriously Chests Up to Sabine Jemeljanova In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

Fresh off her 23rd birthday celebration, the inimitable Rosie Jones is back in the game, working her two globes of fleshy perfection in contest against one of the unsung heroes of the chesty game, Sabine Jemeljanova, in a match of the mammaries that could only truly be decided by a set of funbag experts we like to call the EgoReader audience.

Each week as we circle around the Thunderdome of the truly splendid seasonal melons to decide who's tubes deserve the gold medal, we cast a very important vote. Sure, the swing of Presidential elections and the like determine the outcome of many vital world events. But there is no force in this world more powerful than that of the sweet udders that each week engage in the Battle of the Boobtastic. So, please, choose wisely. But choose you must -- and tell us, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?