Rosie Jones Topless Delights New and Unholy for Page 3

Is it selfish of me to say I've missed Rosie Jones and her funbags of pure goodness? I mean, I've missed Rosie in general, but those sweet 20-something melons on this beautiful Britty glamour model are the origins of so many of my happy thoughts, I occasionally wake up in a sad state in the middle of the night thinking I've somehow lost or replaced her most delightful mams. Meh, I don't care if it's selfish, it's how I feel.

Rosie Jones exists in a special spot in our Pantheon of pretty women with perfect puppies. Page 3 has featured some swell shots of Rosie's swollen perfection we just had to share. Rosie, I do hope you'll winter in Gstaad this year so we can drink cocoa in my cabin in between 36-hour nonstop sessions of breast appreciation. Yes, you'll need breaks for sleep. No, I won't. An inspired man needs no slumber. Just those comfy sweet pillows and a large bucket of baby oil. I'm so ready for this. I just need to check the prevailing laws. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Page 3

Rosie Jones has forever driven us quite mad with lust!