Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

I guess I wasn't the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they're doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as... well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.