Russian Star Nadeea Volianova’s Nude Shower Shoot

What cush gig Nadeea Volianova had. I cannot imagine what it must be like to show up to work only to have your boss tell you that he will be taking pictures of you in the shower. I mean, unless she is a bath person she has been preparing for this job her entire life.

If she ever needs to take a sick day then I am more than willing to step in and sub for her. My chest may not be as busty as hers, but if I shave my butt and soap it up enough then it may be passable as hers. I know that is not ideal, but I am just trying to break into this business. I have dreamed of being a shower model ever since I first saw that it existed ten minutes ago.

Can’t you remember what it was like when you were trying to break into the field of mergers and acquisitions, or whatever the hell it is that you do? You probably sent out dozens of resumes only to have them all ignored. Then one day your mother’s friend said she knew a guy that ran a (Insert whatever the hell it is that you do) and she got you an interview. Well, that is who I need. Only my mom doesn’t know any shower photographers, that I know of.

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