Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Kelly Hall Topless in the Battle of the Boobtastic

Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It's time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.

This week's vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hallone perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don't envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

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