Sammie Pennington Pink Thongs And Topless Treats

Sometimes you need some new Britty blood, as in glamour model funbags that help make the world spin just a little bit faster, which in turn brings gravity so we don't all fly off. Welcome Sammie Pennington. Just the name Sammie alone for a buxom young woman let's you know what happens next is going to be fun. There are no heavy-hearted or melancholy Sammies. That would be Samantha. Sammie is a girl who likes to watch football and then, as is our luck, strip down to her pink thong in the bedroom.

I've often been accused of overstating the importance of blessed funbags and their role in the social-emotional universal ecosystem. I'd say I'm still understating. Ripe beautiful melons unfurled with good intentions are one of the major positive forces in this world that we share. Show me anything else that billions of people concur is completely awesome. Soccer is a close second. Granted. But first by a mile are girls like Sammie Pennington and their chesty treats. Enjoy.

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