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aldo-vallon - August 14, 2017
Once in a blue moon, a woman is born with such exquisite features that it seems impossible to catch a glimpse of her at a bad angle. Some women need thousands of dollars worth of lighting effects, and touch ups, and professional makeup artists. No such trouble is needed to go through with Sandra Kubicka.
This woman could look good in a potato sack. The burlap may wreak havoc on her soft skin, but that will just give some lucky son of a bitch an excuse to lotion her up. Has a woman like that ever applied her own lotion? Are there not a dozen men that follow her around like they are on a Phish tour waiting for some need to arise that they can fulfill? That must be why she stays so slight of body. The woman has probably never even needed to shake her own ketchup bottle in order to mix up that nasty sewage water that tends to rest at the top. How every ketchup manufacturer has not switched over to those upside down bottles is a mystery that Sherlock Holmes could not even solve, and in my opinion is a crime against humanity.
Photo Credit: Treats Magazine