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bill-swift - January 3, 2014
You know I believe that Sara Sampaio is the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since, well, since forever. At least since the Armada days when the Portuguese rules the high seas. Probably longer. This sextastic devil in no dress has captured my affections, if not base lusting desire, like no other, and I'm quite certain these topless photos of her nekkid at the beach are not going to assuage my longings.
As much as a I pray and light candles to see my favorite hotties without their clothes on, when I do, I also feel the nerves of a quarterback before kickoff, wondering how I'll handle the pressure. Then I realize I'm not really a quarterback, just a man in lust with Sara Sampaio blessed to see her wicked hot body this very day. It's a much simpler task. And far more fun. Enjoy.