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brian-mcgee - August 1, 2018
I think 2018 is the summer of the pokies. Yesterday it was Mollie King and her hilarious "Disco Sucks" shirt, on Monday it was Charli XCX, and just earlier today we saw Hana Mae Lee's nips in a sheer tank top! Now we've got Modern Family cutie Sarah Hyland sporting a pair of rock hard nips in a sheer white top. Honestly, if this isn't the summer of the pokies, just imagine how glorious that particular summer is going to be!
I know that a lot of guys get down on women with small breasts, but there's honestly nothing wrong with small breasts, and in many cases, they can be a serious asset. Think about it for a minute: women with small breasts tend to forgo a bra in the morning, meaning that the chances of her poking out in whatever shirt she happens to be wearing increase a thousand fold.
So the next time someone starts ragging on chicks with small tits, remind them that, A, they're morons, and B, they poke out at a rate of 100-1 versus women with large breasts. I don't know if that statistic is accurate, but statistics and facts don't mean shit anymore.
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