Seasoned Seductress Katie Lohmann In This Nude Photo Set

I do not see many women wearing bangs these days, which is surprising. It seems to me that they would be a convenient hairstyle to cover up a massive forehead. If Katie Lohman’s boobs are any indication, then her forehead must be huge as well, but I cannot even tell because her hair is in the way.

Even men these days are rarely wearing bangs because the fluffed up look is all the rage. And if anyone needs to cover up their fiveheads it is men. I count myself among those numbers as well. My hairline is receding so quickly that a tortoise could not even beat it in a race, and yet for some reason I still slick back my hair in some desperate attempt to remain fashionable. It is idiotic and self-defeating.

I do not see many flat-chested women wearing plunging dresses, accentuating what could be their worst feature. Although maybe it is not their worst feature and accentuating their flat chest takes the attention away from their dead tooth. Damn, I always assumed my hairline was my worst feature, but maybe it is only helping to distract from something else. Shit, I better go to sleep before I spend the next two days evaluating every inch of my body. My spindly calves will not hold up well to criticism.

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