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aldo-vallon - November 10, 2017
That dress did a hell of a job trying to wrangle Ariel Winters's boobs into the realm of respectability. I suppose she should be relieved all there was was a nip slip and that the dam did not break altogether. It looks as if the front of the dress already ripped down the center once and it was hurriedly stitched back together. This is the reason why a man should always carry one of those pocket sewing kits with him at all times. So that in the rare chance his date's cleavage happens to rip her dress nearly in half. He can come out looking like a knight in shining armor. And that is a man who is sure to be getting lucky that night.
I do not know who came to Ariel's rescue, but they seem to have done a goo enough job. For all I know it might not even be the dresses fault that the nip slipped out. It could have just been wondering what all the commotion was about and decided it wanted a peek. It must be quite annoying for a nip to have so many cameras flashing it but not be able to flash back.
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