See Major Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction On The Fashion East Runway

It sure seems like it takes a lot of time for models to realize their boobs are hanging out. I guess focusing on walking in a straight line takes up a lot of brainpower.

This leads me to wonder what number of models notice their boobs are hanging out themselves, and what number realize it because of the reactions of the audience? I have a pretty hard time realizing when my fly is down and it usually takes someone telling me about it for me to do anything, so I can kind of understand their delayed reaction. Sometimes you just want to appreciate the breeze and not ask questions.

There is a part of me that wishes there was a code amongst models on the catwalk that they would not fix any fashion malfunctions whilst working. I want them to stay in character like an actor at an 18th century reenactment. I want them to pretend everything that happens up there is planned, because when they dramatically try to fix it they take me out of the moment. It isn’t like any of us are looking at their nudity anyway, right? We’re too focused on the fashion.

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