Sexy Watersports (Not That Kind) With Playmate Shawn Dillon

I am so disappointed in Shawn Dillon. How could she such reckless disregard for commonly accepted safety precautions when out on the water? Remember, gents, no one is too grown up for a life preserver. It literally preserves your life! Why are people so quick to cast them to the side?

Congratulations, you get to look cool for an afternoon. But good luck looking cool when the rescue divers pull your body out of the bottom of the lake. All it would take to give Shawn a one-way ticket to catastrophe is a rogue seagull to mistake her naked nipple for a piece of pepperoni. It could easily collide with her head due to its overzealous enthusiasm and it would send her unconscious body into the water. And do not think you are immune from the same thing happening. Nobody’s nipples are safe.

I know for a fact that this has happened at least once in history because my father used to tell us about his friend that it happened to every time we went to the lake. It put the fear of God into us for sure, and you can bet your ass we kept those vests on.

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