Shannon Long Goes Down Under For Your Kangaroo Jacking Pleasure

I wonder if the bush that Shannon Long is sporting is part of her costume for this shoot? She is in the outback after all. It might raise some questions if she did not look authentic enough. People might begin to suspect that these photos were staged.

I know, I know. It is a ridiculous thought. If we cannot trust nudie photos to be real then what can we trust? I might have to start questioning everything else in my life that up until now I have been accepting as truth on blind faith. Maybe the world is not actually round. Maybe some of the women on this website have had boob jobs.

No! That is ridiculous. One should never have doubts such as those. They can only lead to madness. In order to maintain my sanity it is important to hold onto a few simple truths and the most important of all of them is my unrealistic standard for women’s bodies.

Take Shannon as an example. I am sure that she got to her level of hotness by simply cutting out the carbs and spending a half hour in the gym. And if any woman wants to replicate her results then all they have to do is replicate her methods.

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