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bill-swift - September 17, 2014
It's somewhat prickish to complain about the weather in Los Angeles given that's 90% of the best part about this place. It's like complaining about spending money at the strip club. You did get something for it. Nevertheless, I do believe it's going to be 150-degrees today here, though it's a dry heat so it's still more comfortable than a Chicago 78 this time of year. The best remedy for the heat is the old fashioned shvitz. A good solid dripping sweat to let the body cool off the way nature intended. By being wet and stinky.
Might I suggest an intense look at super glamourous Shay Laren stripping out of her swimsuit for just such an occasion. You don't even need a sweat tent. Just peer at her ridiculously hot body and bosomy blessed bare boobtastic on this Ta-Ta Tuesday and feel your pores opening up. Yes, those are your pores. Sweat yourself back to a 98.6, preferably with the doors closed, just in case you experience any unintended leeking. Shay Laren has that affect on men as well. Enjoy.
(Be sure to check out ShayLaren.com for a plethora of wicked hot Shay Laren visuals.)