ADVERTISEMENT
CELEBRITIES
bill-swift - September 11, 2014
You know I'm also bringing you the best and brightest and most boobtastic from the land of Playboy as a I try to convince the entire world with male gonads and Sapphic leading lovely ladies to at least try a FREE WEEK OF PLAYBOY.TV as it is one of the five best things on the Internet today. Egotastic! is one of the other five, you can guess the remaining three.
Nevertheless, and naturally, it was only a matter of time before a guy like 'Stephen' wrote in burnt sienna Crayola marker a letter demanding that the extraordinarily hot Shelby Chesnes Playmate spread be promoted and shared and all around treated like a princess. My first instinct in these correspondences is always to feel a bit put upon, then I end up looking at girls like Shelby and I become completely catatonic with lust. Damn, I mean, just look at her and tell me you don't believe in unicorns and the power of rainbows to heal. Stephen, I forgive you.
I will not forgive anyone who doesn't try out PLAYBOY.TV, because while too much malt liquor does cause me to forget these days, I never forgive people who look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when that filly is a crazy hot as Shelby Chesnes. Enjoy.