Simone Reed’s Pierced Nipple Falls Out Of Her Bikini Top

I sure hope Simone Reed did not skimp when it came time to buy her nipple piercing. If she did not go with one of the stainless steel variety then she could be in for a world of trouble. I am no doctor, in fact I am not even qualified to be a janitor in a hospital, but I know that water makes metal rust. And I know that Simone is swimming in water with metal in her nipple. If you mix those two things together then you might as well put aluminum foil in your nipple, and that nipple in a bottle of toilet cleaner.

Actually, that may be a bit of an exaggeration. There is no risk of an explosion in this scenario, but it is still pretty bad. Simone is running the risk of getting tetanus. That is right: Tetanus. That means she would run the risk of having muscle spasms, fevers, and headaches. Good luck looking sexy while you are convulsing on the ground. This may be an unpopular opinion, but I do not see anything attractive in it. Even if they are not wearing a bra, the risk of them getting an injury is simply too much of a turn off.

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