Sinead Boyce Freckles and Glasses

 Ah, another dame daring to be different by donning a pair of nerd spectacles. I wonder which serial killer used to be the proud owner of that pair? My money would be on Dahmer, but there are so many to choose from that it is really anyone's guess. 

I will give Sinead Boyce this much, what she lacks in fashion she makes up for with boobs. Her nips are actually a little too perfect for my liking, they are verging on giving off the uncanny valley effect. It is almost as if she was told about the photo shoot being topless only a few moments before so she 3D printed some nips that would be more fitting. Why would she do that? I haven't a clue. Maybe she did it for the sake of her own modesty. Maybe she did it because she is self-conscious about her smaller than average nips. Your guess is as good as mine. The important thing to remember here is that we are all in agreement that there is no way nips as pristine as hers could be possible in this world.

_{Photo Credit: James Beddoes}