Singer Cheryl Cole Nipped Out In Braless Yellow Dress

First off I would just like to say how disappointed I am in Cheryl Cole’s name. Here I was thinking I was about to see Cheryl Crow’s nips, but instead I see a woman who I didn’t even know existed.

Secondly, I would like to say how relieved I am that it turned out to be Cheryl Cole’s nips in this gallery and not Cheryl Crow’s. These two ladies have about two decades separating them in age, and despite how well Crow has aged, time hits boobs the hardest. So that being the case, I have to assume Cole’s breasts are a step above.

I simply do not appreciate being misled about what I about to see, even if I am the one misleading myself. Since I cannot take responsibility for that I must pass it off onto someone else, and in this case it will be Cheryl Cole. Actually, I do not want her to have that blame all to herself, so I am going to put Crow into the dog house as well. She has as much power to change her own name as anyone, and if she went by Cheryl Rosenblatt this wouldn’t be an issue.

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