Singer Jess Glynne Reveals More Than She Meant To In Lusty Little Top

Jess Glynne apparently was under the impression that one could make up for the lack of clothing in one area by adding more to another area. That tiny top was enough to cover her tiny tits, but then she had to make up for her exposed stomach by borrowing pants from Humphrey Bogart.

The only time I see women wearing clothing that loose is when they are smuggling something, otherwise they’d be skintight. It happens all the time when they are trying to cross a border, or get into a movie theater, so I would bet Jess is trying to smuggle some Reese’s Pieces into this event.

She might think she can slip suspicion by exposing her boobs like she has nothing to hide, but this isn’t my first rodeo and I will not be letting boobs distract me again. Women are always trying to use their sex appeal to get away with things. The next time a woman starts acting like she is going into labor it would be wise to keep your hand on your wallet, because she is probably working an angle. Don’t be the sucker that is caught holding a baby instead of his credit cards.

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