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aldo-vallon - December 1, 2017
I having been keeping my fingers crossed that Bimboland is going to be the next park to open up in Disneyworld, but as of yet it has been to no avail. They have been crossed for so long at this point that it would take surgery to straighten them out. Since I do not have the money for an operation like that I suppose they will have to stay crossed and we can all see what good it will do us.
I think it would be a very popular park too, if the heads over at Disney would care to know. It would be smart of them to create another attraction for adults because, let's be honest, Epcot has been a gigantic failure. That little project should have been aborted long ago.
If Disney is not interested, then I would even settle for a traveling carnival with the bimbo theme. As a rule of thumb I try to stay more than an arms distance away from all women at a carnival, but I would be willing to make an exception for this one. There could even be bimbo themed carnival games, like darts where the bullseye is an areola.
Photo Credit: Bimboland (1998)