Sophie Reade Topless Pictures Present My Backup Boobtastic British Princess

Just to be realistic, there is a chance that I will not be able to make babies with Kate Middleton, something to do with Beefeaters, spears, and royal bounties, but I'm going to need to sire children with some fecund and robust British woman of notable hotness, or so is my destiny as explained to me by the homeless man who I share meatball sub-sandwiches with out behind the grocery store who explained it all to me one day.

So, I choose Sophie Reade as my Plan B, B as in Boobtastic, as a healthier woman to Rule Britannia I've never laid eyes upon. Surely, she could nurse an entire infant army if need be. In her latest and greatest Union Jack loving pictorial for Nuts magazine, Sophie Reade not only stakes her claim to regal levels of lust-inducement, she does things with the flag that I'm not sure is even legally allowable, at least, I'd like to have reason to put her in cuffs. Enjoy.