Stella Maxwell Bare Butt & Throwback Topless

Kristen Stewart managed to land that tight tush? And I remember thinking there was no way in hell she was going to be able to do any better than Robert Pattinson. I guess this proves once and for all that I am not clairvoyant, which is a real bummer. Now I have to call up my past clients and make some apologies.

I really hope the dude posing with Stella on the beach is not related to her. If he is then this will go down in history as one of the creepiest family photos of all time. That is actually good news for me because it means my own creepy family photo gets bumped down a notch. It isn’t like it is that weird, though.

We just dressed up like our pets and made the pets dress up like us. In hindsight it might have been a step too far to actually eat the cat food, but that is what makes it a learning experience. And a word to the wise, the wet food never tastes as good as it smells, no matter how many times you try it.

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