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aldo-vallon - January 26, 2019
Holy crap! A two-handed choke is serious business. I think he might have actually been trying to kill her. If he had succeeded he would have had a hell of a time getting the cops to believe it was just a murder, and not a rape and murder. That could really hurt his reputation.
Where I come from, it is customary to only use one hand when choking a lady during sexual intercourse. That is what determines the gentlemen from the paupers. I think that was passed on from dueling, where only one hand was used to aim, as well.
Besides, most people only want a little bit of pressure applied, they don’t want to actually go under. It’s like when we were kids and would smoke grass to feel cool—not pot, actual grass from our lawns because we were idiots and thought it was an equivalent grass. (I do not recommend.)
If you are using two hands during the act it is safe to assume you are either a dandy or a psychopath. The former will lead to you being made fun of mercilessly because your weak little hands aren’t man enough to get the job done. The latter will lead to your yard being searched with a cadaver dog, which will put everyone at ease.