Stop And See Maria Checa’s Absolutely Amazing Body In This Playboy Spread

I cannot quite place why, but I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that Maria Checa would be the type of girl to throw away her razor and embrace her inner sasquatch. Maybe it is because of the hippie style I feel going on with her. Or maybe it is because of the bush she is already rocking, which I do appreciate by the way. That could be a warning sign of things to come.

Clearly she is not at that point yet, and I hope she never gets, but I still have that feeling. It’s like I left the oven on, but there is no way to turn it off. The best I can do to avoid it is to hold a preemptive intervention in her honor. We could all tell her how much we love her smooth skin and don’t want her to change. Her accountant can show her how much money is at stake if she starts losing modeling gigs. But it will probably all be in vain. The experts say a person has to hit rock bottom before they will ever admit they need help. Let’s hope Chera possesses more wisdom than those others.