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aldo-vallon - November 22, 2018
Right off the bat I would like to clarify that these nude pics are not actually from Fantastic Beasts. I know that might be devastating to some of you, but part of the blame does lie upon you. You should have known better than to think there would be nudity in a Harry Potter spin-off.
Actually, that isn’t entirely accurate. I guess Harry Potter themed porn is still technically a spin-off, and there is a heaping amount of nudity in those videos. Not that I have seen any of them.
But the sight of these boobs are owed to Inherent Vice. The giveaway should have been the presence of Joaquin Phoenix’s mutton chops. I do not know which pair I am more impressed with, the chops or the knockers. And let’s be honest, I think Katherine has more of a chance to show her boobs on screen than Joaquin does to grow them out again. It is a niche market for roles that require that kind of facial hair, whereas Katherine can show her boobs in any movie. Except Fantastic Beasts.