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aldo-vallon - September 29, 2018
Most of us were probably aware of the incident earlier this year in which a hockey puck struck Mia Khalifa’s left breast, rupturing her implant. That is the kind of news that spreads like wildfire, but for some reason is not allowed to be talked about in polite company. Regardless, I am happy to see the emergency surgery was a success and her boobs are now just as large and symmetrical as one would expect.
I am surprised to find out that a former porn stars implants would be so weak. Given her occupation it seems like it would be a given that the required materials should be a bit more resilient. They get more use in a week than the average woman’s boobs get in a lifetime. Certain accommodations need to be made for that type of use.
I think some military equipment suppliers should be consulted, maybe some mercenaries. Really anyone else who has a vested interest in adult films. Those breast implants are an investment, after all, and could lead to an even larger return on that investment on the auction market. But that could all be ruined by a rogue slapshot.
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