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aldo-vallon - May 13, 2018
I have a bone to pick with whomever it was that invented those foldable stools. Are they convenient for being stored? Certainly. Are they convenient for anything else? Not at all.
They are so uncomfortable that not even the interrogators at Guantanamo Bay would think to make their prisoners sit on them. My ass goes numb within minutes, which has me thinking that I should apply for a handicap parking pass because I do not know if I will ever walk right again.
What was the inventor thinking? Did he actually think those stools were an improvement upon sitting on the ground? My guess is that he was on LSD at the time and comfort was not high up on his priorities.
I don’t say this often, but the one good idea the Japanese had was sitting on the floor. Everyone always has a seat. There is no risk of having your chair pulled out from under you by your uncle who still thinks that it is a funny prank. It’s great.
The world will be a much better place when people realize they are not slaves to sitting above the ground. Then we can have a bonfire with all the godforsaken stools that we are no longer beholden to.